october.........

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october=flying spaghetti monster

verdammt son, wie du be do diese flying spaghetti monster are on deinen site du are morman self flying spaghetti monster ma,ng, congradulations diese turd loli is glucklich der eins in der cave wtf wie kann we compete, but still morman is lies. Jesus didnt make detour to Utah, I wont even go to Utah.

Ja i am a mormon
i believe something uber tablets und someone named joe
und i am suposed to habe sex with lot of kids
if du come to my sstate utah we werde burn du on an electric chair for blaspamie
und also du werde get bird flu
in der krotchy dolls

Oh plox, birdflue is so last thursday. der new crz is chpmunk flue.

hwat uber ebola---?
disease von africa
it is brought uber by der nigger ones
thats warum i stay indside

Ja, I heard of diese problem to denn of diese I dont drink water only cockles, cockles is a gut drank, conckles und purlple drank, und gods peen.

PURPLE DRANK
KOOLAID
KFC
WHITE WEMONZ
eins time i had a diseace for which my butthole closed und then i didnt habe eins anymore der i used a chainsaw to cut a new eins

du sewed deinen bung togehteR?

no it was R U 4 SRS? hot outside und it melted together

Dam manng wtf were du visiting Indonesia or something? I nevers sawll it got das hot.

no some jew tried to get his revenge und put me in aan oven
luckily i foud a backdoor

Yea I habe a gas chamber in my back yard, we put strawll on der floor to cover it up, I should show du it some time.

oh damn straight ma,ng
i habe a secret tunnel under my basment like das
und it goes to underwater
fish
und i ate some
but i didnt like it
so i stopped
eating it

Cool ma,ng I saw das at seeworld.

cool scheisse
i hate wann Sie habe seaffod at aquairums das freaky

At six flags theres a sign das says "I whent to six flags, und I got crabs!" cause theres a crabshack ther.

EPIC LULXORAGENESS eins time at six flags
i ate a taco
und i got indigestion und i puked whil i was riding
soem thing das spins around
feels gut ma,ng

Once I was making fun of people das puke on rides.

Then I whent on a ride.

Then I puked. das is eins reason I know flying spaghetti monster exists.

lolol
eins time i told me friend he was gonna die
und i prayed to fsm das he would
then at six flags
he dropped his hat under der ride
so he hopped der fence after he was done
to go back
und der ride hit him
und he died
das is wie i know flying spaghetti monster exists
he answered my prayer
amen

EPIC LULXORAGENESS ripped von news.

EPIC LULXORAGENESS verdammt
eins time a kid at walmart bit me
und i was bleeding
so i told his mom i had aids
it was so funny

EPIC LULXORAGENESS das IS SO LULZY

ja ma,ng it was
sie was crying
sie was like flying spaghetti monster did diese for a reason

FapManJones wrote:verdammt son, wie du be do diese flying spaghetti monster are on deinen site du are morman self flying spaghetti monster ma,ng, congradulations diese turd loli is glucklich der eins in der cave wtf wie kann we compete, but still morman is lies. Jesus didnt make detour to Utah, I wont even go to Utah.

deinen afucking dumb arsch utah is nicht full of mormans its full of ilega mexicans,

most of der mormans das do live da do nicht in der least bit follow its teachings, i know i am eins und i lived da du stupid fuxxorage

lawl october is mormon
thats pretty awesome
eins time a mormonn came to my door
und i didnt open it
i felt like a beast
but jetzt i think im going to hell